Stretch Your Limits (Barely) as The Underachiever .5K Returns

Runners, walkers, snackers, and professional loungers—this one’s for you. The Underachiever .5K is back in Historic Downtown Rogers, and yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like: a 0.5K (that’s 1,640 feet, folks). No training required. Swagger optional. Fun? Mandatory.

The Deets:

📍 Where: Starts in Downtown Rogers, ends at Ozark Beer Company (109 N. Arkansas St.)
📅 When:
• Friday, April 11 – Packet Pickup + Carb Loading with Wicked Woodfired Pizza
• Saturday, April 12 – “Race” starts at 11:00 AM

💲 Registration: $30
💲 Registration Includes:

• Race-branded fanny pack (for snacks, obviously)
  
• A .5K sticker to slap on your car like you did something
  
• Finish line snacks, good vibes, and full bragging rights
  

What to Expect:

• A super manageable route through downtown
  
• A “water” stop (read: beer or seltzer) halfway through
  
• El Chefe’s tacos waiting at the finish line—because recovery is real
  
• A taproom patio party that goes way harder than the race
  
• Costume contest with prizes for best individual + best-dressed team
  

Why You’ll Love It:

• It’s a race where literally everyone wins
  
• Kids, adults, and dogs in costumes = elite entertainment
  
• It’s the perfect excuse to day-drink with a medal
  
• Zero guilt, zero pressure, maximum silliness
  

Questions? 

Speed tips? Email Amy at [email protected]

Stay in the Loop:

Follow Ozark Beer Company and El Chefe – Mexican Cuisine on Facebook for updates and fanny pack previews.

Get your tickets here from this website.

See You at the Starting Line?

Or at the snack table. Or maybe just near the finish line “cheering.” However you show up, we promise—you belong here.